bg/ish: "I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?"
I don't have an excuse. I wish I did. I wish I could blame this all on something wildly out of my control. I can't. I wasn't punched in the face. It only feels like it.
Who the fuck is this guy anyways?
Somebody wipe that fucking naive grin off his face.
Punch him while you're at it...