Monday, August 31, 2009

bg/ish: How To Evade A Pit Maneuver

I get a lot of (unsolicited) emails from friends, aquantences and former co-workers in my Inbox on the daily. (Say, me say many money, say me say many many many) Pretty much next to nothing ever gets any further than that, let alone pushed out thru this blog. I'm posting this video, though, for the following reasons...

- It's a police chase in Orange County

- I'm familiar with every stretch of road it happens on

- It's a Scion xB, which enables me to fantasize that it's my brother and your boy Duyu Nohu giving the proverbial "two fingers up" to those filthy cops

- And I know, what many of you may not, that your boy and mine ag loves himself some pit maneuvers

Of course, the pit maneuver doesn't always have a 100% success rate, as is evident here. This leaves the cops with no other option than to pull out the rarely seen outside of pornographic videos, "Let's slam this bitch from every angle at the same time" maneuver.

If only they'd used it when the crazy woman driving decided to use the "Get out of the car to curse out the cops only to leave it in drive and then have to run it down and jump back in a moving car" maneuver.



thanks Kai-Chun

8 comments:

chair said...

lol she's crazy! i love her.

nv@ag said...

i hate these anchors. "oh my goodness!" that ish made me angry for some reason. it's either the heat or they're that effing annoying.

nice PIT recovery move, by the way. speaking of which, bg, remember that video you showed me back in the day where some dude gets PIT'd four or five times and he recovers each time? that was sick.

dw.bg said...

The news anchors were so bad I pretty much found them comical. They're just half-assing their way through yet another SoCal police chase.

Case in point, when the Scion decides to cut out of the toll lane on the 91, and crosses those posted up plastic dividers (0:49) the anchor says, "This is a brazen driver for sure!"

Um, she'd led the cops on a high speed chase from Long Beach to Anaheim Hills, I'm pretty sure it's been established that the driver is "brazen". Meh.

I DO remember that video. I'll have to see if I can track that one down...

alton said...
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nv@ag said...

ha, i just realized..."chum"

Wolfman said...

I was screaming "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR" like a cop when they pitted her solid. That was some good shit.

Duyu Nohu said...

if only i was a wild woman

nv@ag said...

oh, i found the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UMWhJsd0JE