bg/ish: Juices On The 4th Floor
From my work Inbox...
To: Support Staff; Secretaries
Subject: Juices on the 4th Floor
Apparently someone decided to hoard about 30 cases of juices under a cabinet on the 4th floor. I'm not sure why someone thought the 10 or so people on the 4th floor would need that many juices but now most of them have passed their expiration date and will have to be thrown out. Please do not hoard things around the office in places where Y___, A___, and I do not know to look for them, especially perishables. Thanks!
In case you're wondering, yes I sit on the 4th floor. No, I did not hoard the juices. I have my own juices.