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bg/ish: Obama Restores Funding For Stem Cell Research

In an effort to joyously undue so many policies and general shadiness that the Bush administration implemented or partook in, Obama is now lifting the limitations for federal funding of stem cell research.

Well, there's no question as to where this is leading...



But seriously, this is one of those issues that people will likely remain divided on no matter what. I searched my local paper's website for "stem cell" and the search results basically run the gamut...



See. Scientists are happy. Religions are pissy. Paralyzed fools will take any bone you'll toss in their direction. So that's that. I mean, really, at this point, the best we can hope for is to see Christopher Reeve on Larry King Live munching on the spine of an unborn fetus.

Wait, Christopher Reeve is dead.

Even better!