Tuesday, September 02, 2008

bg/ish: Lashing Out!

So your boy ag goes on a little run of a few posts and starts acting like his poops don't stain. That's OK, I'm quite used to this nonsense. ag often enjoys the view from his high horse, but when the shoe is on the other foot well then his damn goose will be cooked! His horse and his goose!

So alright ag, IF that's even your real name...

...you wanna play games like, let's read bg's unposted drafts and mock him openly in IM's. Well your little game worked ag! You're getting your filthy post, fueled completely with spite!

So let's go over some of this old material before it suffers at the hands of the "Delete" button...

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Let's see, there was this little bit from 11/19/07, or as ag dismissed it as "2 and a half sentences... NEXT!"

Did you ever think, ag, that maybe two and a half sentences were all I could muster in that long forgotten post about how the 49ers were breaking my wretched heart!?! Didja?!?

Oh and now they're trying to convince me that trotting out J.T. O'Sullivan at starting QB is going to be the answer. A year later and I could never bring myself to finish that filthy post under such horrific circumstances! Thanks for opening old wounds!

Speaking of these so-called "49ers", let's all give thanks for the final year of the Mike Nolan Era. Really, it was fun Mike, but thanks for coming. Don't get me wrong, I loved your resume, your defensive pedigree, and the suits were a class touch. However, it seems you're supposed to be winning football games and well when it comes to that you just don't seem to have any freakin' clue. Now go, good riddance.

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Speaking of football, I was going to post recently on the (at the time) upcoming Fantasy Football draft and subsequent rebirth of my team SF F.C. (formerly known as The Planet Express). Well, the draft took place this last Sunday morning at 9:30 a.m. from an undisclosed location, and although I nearly missed it on account of the previous night's debauchery, I managed to pull off a draft I'm mildly pleased with. I had the 10th and final pick in the first round which gave me the first pick in the second round and so forth. My picks played out as follows...

1. (10) Frank Gore RB
2. (11) Peyton Manning QB
3. (30) Willie Parker RB
4. (31) Plaxico Burress WR
5. (50) Tony Gonzalez TE
6. (51) Julius Jones RB
7. (70) Green Bay DEF
8. (71) Santana Moss WR
9. (90) Reggie Williams WR
10. (91) Philip Rivers QB
11. (110) Rob Bironas K
12. (111) Reggie Brown WR
13. (130) Tampa Bay DEF
14. (131) Rashard Mendenhall RB
15. (150) Robbie Gould K

Yes, despite my prior rants, I took a filthy 49er with my first pick in the draft. I'm as disgusted as I should be. There is also little doubt that I'll not be able to live with myself with Peyton Manning as my starting QB. Perhaps I jumped the gun. The draft gets a little shaky towards the bottom but I really had some bad drafting position and may or may not have been making my picks while laying in bed next to a half nekkid womaing! Top that ag!

So ya, we'll see how we do here coming up in Week 1 and I'll be sure to post the results of my certain to be resounding victory!

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In other news, I did, at the urging of ag, head down to Golden Gate Park a couple Friday's ago and catch Radiohead playing the Outside Lands Festival. A simple stroll through google will get you the gamut of reactions from this show, and all I can say is well, when you go to a music festival expect festival-like conditions and be prepared. This isn't an effin' wine and cheese sit down at the Coach House you uppity mofo's.

So anyhow, 95 pounds of chee$e got me into the door to see Radiohead and that was basically it. Their setlist looked something like this...

1. 15 Step
2. Reckoner
3. Airbag
4. There There
5. All I Need
6. Nude
7. Talk Show Host
8. National Anthem
9. The Gloaming
10. Videotape
11. Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
12. Idioteque
13. Karma Police
14. Jigsaw Falling Into Place
15. Just
16. Exit Music (for a film)
17. Bodysnatchers


18. Pyramid Song
19. You And Whose Army?
20. Paranoid Android
21. Fake Plastic Trees
22. Everything In Its Right Place

Was it an amazing show? Without a doubt. Was it worth 95 clams? Meh...

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So there you have it ag, a worthless post of topics that nobody cares about. Alas, I'll leave you all with pictures of Doggies at Dolores!...



1 comment:

Amy said...

Um, excuse me, you didn't even give the photographer credit for those photos!